Rocket to Rusev

by The Razor Ramones

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The new album from the Bad Guys! 9 tracks of (mostly) all new stuff that will make you fist fight your neighbor and salute the Bulgarian flag.

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released November 23, 2016

Recorded entirely with one microphone in a basement with our spider friends. OH HELL YEAH

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The Razor Ramones Columbus, Indiana

Hey yo, chico. The Diamond Studd, Razor Ramon, and Big Scott Hall all three got together and decided to start a pop punk band. Don't sing it, bring it.

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Track Name: The Ballad of Flapjack Norton
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Flapjacks
Flapjacks
Flapjacks
Whoa oh

Flapjacks
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Track Name: I Don't Wanna Be a Babyface
Tired of being beaten down and its time to make a change
Attack my partner from behind and leave the fans enraged
When he regains consciousness and comes looking for a fight,
I'll suckerpunch that geek instead of doing what is right

I don't wanna be a babyface

Got a pocket full of gimmicks, so you know I'm a bad guy
Pour some powder in my hand, and throw it in your eye
Slip on my brass knuckles and punch you in the face
Do it behind the referee and leave without a trace

I don't wanna be a babyface

(Breakdown stolen from the Copyrights. Thanks, guys)
Track Name: Just Say Yes!
You're the common man and you're working every day
You fight hard for every dime and you fight for every pay
But the Authority doesn't like you, the Man is on your case
Kick your work into overdrive and shove it in their face

Just say yes (yes!)
Its the Yes Movement
Just say yes (yes!)
Its the Yes Movement

Whole worlds got you down
And your smile turns to a frown
Gotta turn it around
Just say yes

The Authority doesn't like your look, they say the beard has gotta go
The hair thats growing on your head just seems to grow and grow
But you won't change for anyone, you're the one who always stands tall
You'll be laughing on their grave as you watch the Authority fall

Just say yes (yes!)
Its the Yes Movement
Just say yes (yes!)
Its the Yes Movement

Whole worlds got you down
And your smile turns to a frown
Gotta turn it around
Just say yes
Just say yes
Just say yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
Track Name: Listen to Bret Hart
Listen to Bret Hart
Whoa Oh

Who are you to doubt El Dandy?
Who am I to doubt El Dandy?
Who are they to doubt El Dandy?
Who are we to doubt El Dandy?

Best there is
Best there was
Best there ever will be

Listen to Bret Hart
Whoa Oh
Track Name: Obsolete
I'll fade away and classify myself as obsolete
OBSOLETE

DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE
Track Name: I Don't Wanna Go (Down to the Dungeon of Doom)
Call me the man in black cuz there's no more yellow and red
These dudes won't stop to rest until Hulkamania's dead
Doing battle with Sullivan and his brother named Evad
Watch the Giant chokeslam me leaving Hulkamaniacs

I don't know what this place is
I've never been here before
There's no Hulkamaniacs here
So I'm walking out the door

I don't wanna go down to the dungeon
I don't wanna go down to the dungeon
I don't wanna go down to the dungeon of doom

The Master has assembled a crew and replaced Three Faces of Fear
Monsters like the Shark and Meng have started to appear
Savage, Luger, Sting, and myself will struggle to get by
Watch your back when they're around or get humped by the Yeti

I don't know what this place is
I've never been here before
There's no Hulkamaniacs here
So I'm walking out the door

I don't wanna go down to the dungeon
I don't wanna go down to the dungeon
I don't wanna go down to the dungeon of doom

Ahhh its not hot
Ahhh its not hot
Ahhh its not hot
Ahhh its not hot
Ahhh its not hot
Ahhh its not hot
Ahhh its not hot
Ahhh its not hot
Track Name: SAWFT
I'm a certified G
I'm a certified G
I'm a certified G
And a bonafide stud

And you can't teach that
And you can't teach that
And you can't teach that
And you can't teach that

I'm a certified G
I'm a certified G
I'm a certified G
And a bonafide stud

And you can't teach that
And you can't teach that
And you can't teach that
And you cant teach that

Lemme spell it out for ya

SAWFT
SAWFT
SAWFT
SAWFT

I'm a certified G
I'm a certified G
I'm a certified G
And a bonafide stud
And you can't teach that
Track Name: I Wanna Go to Mexico
Tired of having nothing to do, tired of being bored
Wanna go where the action is and party with a luchador
Slammin' shots with Blue Demon and eating tortas with Mistico
No more English homework for me, cuz I'm drinkin' with Averno

I'm never gonna leave
I'm never gonna leave
I'm never, ever gonna come home

I wanna go to Mexico

My parents think that I'm a jerk, and my boss says I'm a fail
But we'll see who's laughing last when I'm watching CMLL
No more rent and no landlord, no more student loans
No more sniffing glue, TIJUANA WITH THE RAZOR RAMONES

I'm never gonna leave
I'm never gonna leave
I'm never, ever gonna come home

I wanna go to Mexico
Track Name: Sami Zayn is the Only Wrestler We Like
SAMI ZAYN
SAMI ZAYN
SAMI ZAYN
OLE

UNDERDOG FROM THE UNDERGROUND
HELLUVA KICK WILL PUT YOU DOWN

SAMI ZAYN
SAMI ZAYN
SAMI ZAYN
OLE